The Budge-Nuzzard

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Sunday, December 11, 2005

The Offering

I have recieved a most parsupplimous communication from a source unknown. Upon my journey I was approached by a large and loping man of indistinct color.

"Heave not!" said he and held before me an offering. "You must see."

I was at first given over to repellance and coughing by his appearance. But at length I could glean no ill-intent within his loping gait. I took what he offered and siezed upon it with my mind. It was an envelope! I looked again to my large and loping friend and found him retreating whence he came at a handsome gallop.

I present to you now, in its entirity, with no redaction, nor edited letter, nor tearing away of any meaning seen, this most troubling communication.


And thus was it signed: "...The Sha-Una..."

A most dark, and fearsome nature oozes from the contained ellipses, so carelessly and needlessly placed they are! And what am I to make of the pitiless murder of spacing and rhythm. Lastly, what evil lurks in those words that are both one, and many. I must confess to some distress.

There also, emplaced within the enveloping paper, did this representation lay:


Certainly, there is here borne some Nuzzardous trait within. And yet it is no Nuzzard living depicted. I shall keep these things in mind, verily.

Gnashville draws near. I must collect my wits and number them carefully.


Anonymous Anonymous said...


-Will (Andy P. Fan)


Tuesday, December 13, 2005 1:44:00 AM  
Blogger Thaddeus Glapp said...

A just reply. Mine was not far removed, hence the subsequent collection and numbering of wits.

Tuesday, December 13, 2005 12:25:00 PM  
Blogger Thaddeus Glapp said...

I fear the thing you speak. I fear it is controlled by some dark agent of the Budge and Nuzzard one. I dare not open my self to his wiles and wobinity.

Wednesday, December 14, 2005 3:33:00 PM  

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